Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Boyfriend Approved Eggplant Parmesan

My mom has been growing a plethora of veggies in her summer garden as far back as I can remember. I frequently dreaded the weekends because I knew while my mother crouched in the dirt among tomato, cucumber, pepper and zuccchini plants I would inevitably be on house phone duty.  This required me to answer the phone politely and bring it outside to the garden where my mom knelt, covered in dirt and sweat. Answering the phone was only half the battle. I also had to keep a never ending supply of ice water ready. I wish I knew how many times I walked up and down the steps of our deck with gallon sized thermos' filled with either too much ice and not enough water or too much water and not enough ice. I never wanted to help plant or pick anything. Too much dirt, too many bugs and for what, vegetables? Yeah, I don't think so. Well, I'm eating my words now (and some yummy tomatoes thanks to my garden and a kind neighbor).   
This year eggplant made his/her first appearance in my mother's garden. As usual she plants so much of everything she and my dad can never eat it all so neighbors and family members benefit greatly. My mom brought some of her eggplants with her when she visited me last. Having no memory of eating eggplant in the past (how shameful) I was weary, and decided those purple suckers needed to be fried, smothered in cheese and tomato sauce at the very least. Thus, eggplant parm. Sorry the above photo is blurry. The eggplants wouldn't quit rolling around on my cutting board. I showed them!

I didn't think to consult a recipe. I'm sure I have an old family recipe lying about somewhere, but I came home from work starving, and there was no time to be thumbing through recipe cards. I would likely become distracted and eventually end up starving to death or making dessert instead of dinner. 

I cut the eggplant into, I don't know, 1/4 in. rounds and then treated it like chicken cutlets and proceeded to dredge and bread it.
 Coat each eggplant round in flour, then egg and finally seasoned bread curmbs ( I added a tablespoon of dried oregano to the already seasoned bread crumbs btw). And you thought your cake tins were just for cakes!
 Your eggplant should look like this when your finished. 
And your fingers should look like this, well at least on one hand. Beware of "THE CLAW!"
Add some olive oil and butter to a frying pan. When the butter begins to foam add the eggplant rounds. Be careful not to over crowd the pan. You want the eggplant to brown and become crispy on the outside not to steam (which is what will happen if you cram a bunch in at a time).
Once they have browned nicely on each side, set them on a plate to cool while you get the sauce ready. Side note- I decided to be brave and give the eggplant a try after I pan fired them. Let's just say they were lucky to meet cheese and sauce. Cory and I could have finished them off just like that. FYI you don't have to take the skins off (I didn't my first time) but I think I will next time (it's a texture thing).

For the sauce:
Add a glug of olive oil and a little butter to a heavy bottomed pot along with 1 big sweet onion, chopped. Add some kosher salt (to help the onions soften) and some crushed red pepper flakes (1/2-1tsp depending on your preference).  Once the onions have become translucent add 5, or so, cloves of smashed garlic. Stir until garlic is fragrant then add 2 28oz. cans whole tomatoes. I prefer san marzao but Wegman's brand is a close second for sure!  Add a big handful of fresh basil and let the sauce simmer and thicken slightly. 
 Since I was in a hurry, and feeling pretty lazy after work, I didn't chop everything perfectly. I just submerged my immersion blender in the pot until the sauce was smooth. 

Assembly:
Place your eggplant rounds in a pan. I had to whip out my obviously too big for this job roaster. My 9x13/13x9 pan was currently housing a batch of brownies.
I added some provolone and mozzarella cheese then sauce then more cheese to the tops of the eggplant and popped them in a 350 degree oven.
This is the boyfriend approved end result. Cory and I both lovveed this dinner. After one bite we looked at each other with big eyes and I said something along the lines of "shut the front door!" It's realllyy yummy. I am an official fan of eggplant.
I found this recipe to be a good guideline. In my experience this was an easy breezy dinner. I even had sauce left over. I'll let you know what happened with it tomorrow. ~L











Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Is it 1950 in here or is it just me?

The other evening Cory and I returned home after a yummy dinner out with the fam. We noticed an older man knocking on our neighbor's door. When our neighbor didn't answer (because he wasn't home, not because he's a jerk) the man carefully walked down the porch steps and said to us "Guess he's not in." I offered to take his name and let our neighbor know he stopped by. The man said that wasn't necessary, he just needed help putting in an air conditioning unit (it's been pretty warm here lately). I quickly offered Cory up to help with the job. The man welcomed the help and said he lived just around the corner. So, Cory hopped in the man's little blue pick up truck and off they went.

I waved and smiled as they drove off thinking "oh $h!t, hopefully I didn't just send Cory off with a serial killer."Figuring Cory could take 'em, I went in the house, unloaded the dishwasher, switched a load of laundry, and fed Lucy. A few minutes later I passed a window and saw the little old truck stopped in front of our house. Cory shook the man's hand and got out of the truck. When I met Cory at the door I realized he was holding a plastic grocery bag filled to the brim. Cory placed the bag down on our kitchen counter and proceeded to take out tomato after tomato and 5 of the biggest cucumbers I've ever seen. The man was so grateful for Cory's help he paid him in vegetables from his back yard garden. How adorable, right?! We both thought it was just the sweetest thing. Even when someone is shaking your globe and it seems like the whole world is trying to bring you down something like this happens. It certainly brought a big smile to my face.

All this kindness left me with the best kind of problem to have- TOO MANY TOMATOES!!
 My window sills are filling up with tomatoes. Some are from our garden and others Cory brought home.
Time to get cookin'! The tomatoes are so perfect on their own, thought I'd just let their perfect backyard garden tomatoey-ness shine through. My favorite sandwich of all time is a BLT. I haven't had one in such a long time since there is no point making one in the middle of winter. Now, we're a month into summer and I still haven't made any (well, until tonight).
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmm. Mmmmmmmmmm.
I used whole wheat bread and Kraft mayo with olive oil. I used Ina Garten's trick for cooking bacon. You just put it on a cookie sheet and throw it in a 400 degree oven. It stays flat, gets nice and crispy and you don't risk burning yourself 1,000 times! Stay tuned for more tomato recipes =) ~L

Monday, July 18, 2011

FACT: New Friends Need Cookies

Let's catch up. I mentioned earlier today that things have gotten busier and more chaotic on my end of Huspaz (not in a bad way btw) this is partly because I started a new job. HUSPAZ! You should know I have developed a strong urge to feed people as of late. I think it's due mostly to some genetic mutation that kicks in (in my family) in your 20's. I come from a long line of women who daily, and on special occasion, make a point to cook and bake to fill the tummy's and heart's of close friends and family. 

When I meet someone new this internal drive is stronger than ever. "Hi my name is Lauren, are you hungry?"  Odd? Yes. Delicious? I think so. I'm not such a bad friend to have.  So, a new job means new people, who will most likely get hungry at some point during the day. When they do I'll be ready, recently, with a box full of sweet and chewy sugar cookies. 

**To new readers, I don't actually think I'm that cool. Usually I am attempting to make you laugh by being sarcastic. Just FYI. Also, if while reading the above paragraph you were picturing me as some creeper handing out cookies to lure in little children and the elderly you're right on the money. Make sure I'm in a cute outfit in your visual. (Just kidding. I mean about the luring in kids and old people bit. Keep me in a cute outfit as you read on.)** Man, not posting for 2 weeks makes me sound like a real whack job.

Ingredients:

2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/4 cups room temperature, unsalted butter
2 cups granulated (white) sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/4 cup white sugar for rolling
Assorted sprinkles (optional)

Directions:
1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper.
2. Sift together the flour, baking soda, and salt in a bowl and set aside. 
3. In a separate bowl cream together the unsalted butter and 2 cups sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then the vanilla extract.
4. Gradually add in the dry ingredients. Take care not to over work the dough. We're going for a crisp exterior and a chewy center, not a rock.
5. Using a small ice cream scoop or a couple of tea spoons, form simular sized balls out of the dough.
6. Roll the little sugar cookie balls, to coat, in a plate filled with granulated sugar.
7. Place cookies about 2 inches apart on the cookie sheet and press gently with the palm of you hand to flatten the cookies just slightly. 
6. Put the little cookies in the oven they will bake for 8-10 minutes.
7. Half way through the cooking time you can add some sprinkles. Adding them now will cause them to melt a little into the cookie. This looks pretty and insures they won't all fall off before you're friends see them.
8. Allow the cookies to cool just slightly on the cookie sheet and then transfer them to a cooling rack.
9.CHEWY SECRET: the cookies will be chewy when you pull them out of the oven but here's the secret: place all your baked  and cooled cookies in a container with a slice of sandwich bread. In the morning your cookies will be absolutely perfectly soft and chewy and the bread will be dry and stale. Good ol' bread!


~L
 

Dear Readers,

A couple of years ago I decided life is like living inside a snow globe. One minute you're sittin' pretty on a shelf and the next thing you know some little $h!t comes along and shaky, shaky, shaky. You try your hardest to hang on and when the chaos eventually slows you are left with sticky, boogery, smudges clouding your view. I'm pretty sure Forrest Gump's metaphor for life is far more popular than my own but I like mine. 

Things have gotten a little crazy around here and I have neglected poor little Huspaz. Even though I haven't been posting, I have been snapping pictures like a mad woman. I've got some catching up to do. Thanks for hanging in there- back to the (somewhat) regularly scheduled program!
  Cory, Lucy and I went for a walk downtown by the river. We found a little fishing dock and sat by the water for a while.

~L

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

July 5, 2011

Hope everyone had a lovely 4th of July! My weekend was filled with pasta salad, grilled chicken, corn on the cob and blue raspberry snow cones. Oh, there were fireworks too.
I was honestly more excited about the snow cone (even if it means that I have blue lips in every picture,totally worth it).

Today, Lucy and I (in an effort to get back to our routine) took nice long walk. My camera battery died 2 minutes in. I was able to snap this photo before my "extended life" battery called it a day.
~L